A Funny Joke

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the MBA wakes his BE friend and says
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The BE replies, "I see millions of stars."
The MBA asks, "What does that tell you?"


The BE ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

The MBA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

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"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".