Mendum Thatuvam's

1. Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
   

2. Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
   

3. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
   

4. Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum
   

5. Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa
   

6. Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??
   

7. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu
   

8. Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than
   ulagam
   

9. Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!
   

10. Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...
    

11. Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu
    

12. Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu
    

13. Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma
    

14. Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!
    

15. Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?
    

16. Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..
    

17. Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!
    

18. Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma
    

19. Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
    

20. School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka
    Mudiyaadhu..
    

21. Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai
    

22. Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa
    

23. Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu
    

24. Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..
    

25. Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..
    

26. Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
    

27. Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum
    

28. Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..
    

29. Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma
    

30. Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu
    

31. Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..
    

32. Fan-Ukkum Rekkai Irukku. Paravai-Kkum Rekkai Irukku. Fan-Ala Parakka Mudiyaathu. Paravai-Ala Sutha Mudiyaathu. Aaanaa...
    Fan-A Amukina Suthum. Paravai-A Amukina Kathum.
    

33. Tool Box La Tool La Parka Mudiyum... Match Box La Match A Parka Mudiyuma!
    

34. Irukkurappa Enna Daan Complan, Bournvita Kudichalum Sethadukkapram Ellarukkum Pal Daan
    

35. South India-La Narthangai Kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-La Southangai Kidaikuma?
    

36. Pache Molagale Pache Irukkum Aana Kodemolagale Kode Irukkuma
    

37. Lunch Bagla Lunch Eduthuttu Pogalam... Aana School Bagla School Eduthuttu Poga Mudiyathu
    

38. Nee Evlo Periya Paruppa Irunthalum, Unga Veettu Samayalukku Paruppu Kadaila Than Vanganum.
    

39. Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..
    

40. Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum
    

41. Poison 10 Naal Aana Payasam Aaha Mudiyaadhu But, Payasam 10 Naal Aana Poison Aahidum!
    

42. Vaayala "Naai"-Nu Solla Mudiyum. Aaana.... Naayaala "Vaai"-Nu Solla Mudiyadhu..
    

43. Cycle Carrierle Tiffin Vaikalaam, Aana Tiffin Carrierle Cycle Vaika Mudhiyumah ..
    

44. Bus Poita Bus Stand Angayae Thaan Irukum Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodavae Poogum
    

45. Train Evalo Vegama Ponalum, Kadaisi Petty Kaidaisiyathaan Varum..
    

46. Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre,
    Ulae Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre......
    

47. Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai!
    Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka
    Karuppudhaan!
    

48. Chair Udainja Ukkara Mudiyathu! Katttil Udainjaa Padukka Mudiyathu!
    Aana Muttai Udainjaa Dhaan Omelette Poda Mudiyum!!!!!!!!!
    

49. Cream Biscuit La Cream Irukkum... Ana Naay Biscuitla Naay Irukkadhu
    

50. Busla Nee Yerinalum....................
    Bus Unn Mela Yerinalum.......................
    Ticket Vangaporathu Nee Thannn!!!!
    

51. Alavukku Adhgama Forwards Padikkaravanum
    Oru Alavukkavadhu Forwards Padikkadavanum
    Urupputtadha Saritharame Ella.
    

52. Adanaala Alava Forwards Paikkanum Forward Pannanum
    

53. Cellula Balance Illana Call Panna Mudiyathu....
    Aaana....
    Manushanukku Call Illana,
    Balance Panna Mudiyathu....
    

54. Arisi Kotina Vaera Arisi Vangalam
    Pal Kotina Vaera Pal Vangalam Aaana
    Thael Kotina Vaera Thael Vanga Mudiyadhu....
    

55. Bus Poita Bus Stand Angayae Thaan Irukum
    Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodavae Poogum
    

56. Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam. Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???
    

57. Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum... Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma??
    

58. Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum
    

59. Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum... Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu
    

60. Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma???
    

61. Enna Than 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum, Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum.... Enna Ulagam Idhu
    

62. Auto Driver Ala Auto Otta Mudiyam!!! But Screw Driverala Screw Otta Mudiyum A??
    

63. Koaduda Sms...
    Adikathada Mouth Kissu..
    Miss Pannitenu Vai Supposeu..
    Aduthavanuku Agiduva Ava Mrs..!
    

64. Loveuna Mudhala Kicku..
    Apuram Podanum Peguu..
    Kadhal Oru Weaku..
    Kalati Maatuda Makku!
    

65. Heartbeat Egurum...
    Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
    Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
    Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!
    

66. Vaithiyathula Iruku Alopathy
    Homeopathy...
    Paithiyama Kadhalicha Agiduve
    Nee Ambigapathy
    

67. Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
    Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
    Athellam Manalveeduda
    Original Nee Theduda
    

68. Nagaiya Kadaiyila Adagu Vacha Maarvaadi..
    Manasai Ponnukita Adagu Vacha
    Nee Poiduve Ervaadi
    

69. Kadhal Oru Halfboilu.....
    Kalyanamthan Fullboilu...
    Purinjukada Ismailu...
    Illangatti Nee Failu...!
    

70. Neenga Evvalavu Periya Dance Mastera Irundalum ...Unga Saavvku Ungalala Aada Mudiyadu
    

71. Yevalavu Dan Neechal Therinjalum .... Tumler Thannila Neentha Mudiyathu.
    

72. Ennathan Naiku Nalu Kaal Irundhalum ... Athaala Kaal Mela Kaal Pottu Ukkara Mudiyathu
    

73. Mandaiya Pota Die .......Mandaila Pota Dye
    

74. Nee Enna Thaan Costly Mobile Vachiruthalum
    Adhula Evalavu Thaan Recharge Pannalum
    Unnaala Unnaku Call Panna Mudiyathu
    

75. Kosu Kadicha Yaanaikaal Varum But ....Yaanai Kadicha Kosukaal Varathu
    

76. Vaalkaikum Valukaikum Orea Vithyasam
    Onnumae Illatha Vaalkai Bore Adikum
    Onnumae Illatha Valukai Glare Adikum
    

77. Policesikkum Porukikkum Enna Vithyasam
    “Adi-Thadi” Senja Porukki
    “Thadi-Adi” Senja Police
    

78. Ennathan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum .... Naai Thorathina Odi Thaan Aganum
    

79. Busla Nee Earunalum
    Unnmalae Bus Earunalum
    Ticket Vangaporadhu Nee Thaan
    

80. Paal Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
    Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
    Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?
    

81. Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre
    Ulae Poitu Ticket Vangaradu Operation Theatre
    

82. Iron Boxla Iron Pannalam Anna .... Pencil Boxla Pencil Panna Mudiyathu
    

83. Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna ....Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.
    

84. Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kalai” But ... Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kolai"
    

85. Shampoo and Paambukkum Enna Vithyasam?
    Shampoo Potta Thalayil Nurai Varum…
    Paambu Potta Vaayil Nurai Varum…
    

86. Vaayaala Naiyunu Sollu Mudiyum… Aana, Naayaala .... Vaiyunu Sollu Mudiyuma?
    

87. Aambalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Ambulance
    Irukku… Aana Pombalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Pombulance Irukka?
    

88. Railway Station La Police Station Irukkum Aana Police Station La Railway Station Irukkatha
    

89. Caru Kulla Tyre Inrunthaa Adhu Stepney, Adey Nambha Mela Antha Tyre Erinaa, Nambha Chutney!
    

90. Ulla Pora Varaikkum Than Brandy, Veliya Vantha Athukku Paer Vaandy (Courtesy: Some Vivek Comedy)
    

91. Thannambikkai-Kum Thalaiganathukkum Oru Nool Allavu
    Thaan Vithiyaasam… Ennnala Full Adichittu Steadya
    Nikka Mudiyumnu Solrathu Thannambikkai - Ennnala
    Mattum Thaan Full Adichittu Steadyaaa Nikka Mudiyummnu
    Solrathu Thalaiganam ( Gajani - Sanjay Ramaswamy )
    

92. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura Padukkalaam… Aana Kupura Paduthuttu Quarter Adikka Mudiyathu.
    

93. Naai Vaalai Aattalaam… Aana Vaal Naaya Aatta ... Mudiyathu.
    

94. Kaakkaa Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum Adhu Podara
    Muttai Vellai! Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum
    Adhukulla Irukkara Kaakkaa Karuppudhaan!!